Marriage is hard work! There are lots of challenges that can only be experienced after spending years together and building a life with someone else. Whether its raising kids, arguing over arbitrary things, or asking each other for help around the house… these clever Twitter users have summarized what married life is like in 280 characters or less.
1) This guy who started the new year off right
To be fair, Simon Holland is a legend and the dad I aspire to be. And I’m a woman.
2) This hint-dropping wife
Just keep trying – he’ll get it eventually. I’m gambling on 301.
3) This dish washer perfectionist
It’s not just spouses… my mom does this to me every time I come home to visit. You can’t win.
4) This person who always has a mission
There’s always something – I don’t make the rules.
5) This proud cat owner
Girl is crushing it. Take notes.
6) This person who needs space
Also can we please take a moment to appreciate her Twitter handle?
7) This guy who had to make a choice
This is probably the better way out. I agree with this.
8) This person who can prioritize
You know what? Your dog deserves the best.
9) This person who needs a mechanic
Please send referrals ASAP.
10) This guy who’s taking dad jokes to a new level
Don’t go outside if you don’t want to get mugged!
11) These passive aggressive spellers
I hope their kids are too young to read.
12) This expert search and finder
Wives are something else man. We do not appreciate them enough.
13) This Psycho
And this absolutely flawless response to the original tweet.
14) This guy who got a gentle reminder
And she would be right.
15) This guy’s hungry wife
There’s full, and then there’s full with room for tacos. It’s different.
16) This guy who is on thin ice
This tweet, and this reply are priceless.
17) This guy who must have done something to deserve it
Whoa this took a turn!
18) This guy who’s reading between the lines
Is he wrong though? Those are the rules of Netflix and Chill.
19) This people keepin’ it spicy
Whatever keeps you going… I guess? At least they have a positive spin on it!
20) This lady who’s losing touch
Because your partner does so many things you like, right?
21) This person who gets it
It’s that simple people! Doughnuts.
22) This wife going commando
Honestly, laundry duty is hard.
23) This guy who has a lot to learn
There’s a wrong way to do everything man. Ie. The guy on the next slide…
24) This guy who’s doing it wrong
Just alllllll of it. Start again.
25) This guy who’s going on a wild adventure
“Pet wolf worst case scenario” had me screaming.
26) This person who’s dedicated to the Netflix binge
Depends. If you don’t want to waste a moment of your Disney+ free trial, I think you can safely proceed after 5 minutes. He would understand.
27) This sick person
She’s doing what she has to do – you can’t spread the sickness mate.
28) This mom with one thousand babies
See the previous slide for how to treat this condition.
29) This man just trying to be charitable
Would you have them live outside? Inconsiderate.
30) This guy who shouldn’t have done laundry
Yeah but… why would you put it on warm mode? Why didn’t you hang it up? That was my favourite shirt.
31) This lady having some dangerous thoughts
I can see her doing the “woman trying kombucha” face.
32) This guy who just wanted to surprise his wife
Well… were you?
33) This wife who sees some similarities
Shouldn’t the answer to all of these questions be yes?
34) This wife who’s sick of her husband being sick
To be fair, man cold’s are a real thing, and they’re the worst. She’s right.
35) This guy who can’t win
Have you tried being right?
36) This guy’s helpful wife
Saves you time and brain power! How lucky are you?
37) This dedicated dog person
Ouch! How cute is your dog though?
38) This couple who had an important debate
Charmin Ultra Soft – you won’t change my mind. Also, this person’s amazing response had me giggling.
39) This guy who doesn’t share food
I know my vows said I would share everything until the day I die, but that doesn’t include snacks.
40) This person who forgot what she signed up for
Endearing though, right?
41) These experienced campers
It should also include tests like putting up IKEA furniture, and how you fair as a team in charades.
42) This person who is setting boundaries
But she’s just trying to help! It won’t even hurt that much come on, man.
43) This guy who loves his bed
If you’ve ever had a comfy bed, you get it.
44) This guy who should have been cast on the office
*camera cuts to Therapist who stares at him blankly*
45) This person who needs assistance… from someone else
Who likes a complainer though?
46) This wife staring longingly at her husband
But she didn’t, and that’s true love.
47) This person who is not going to take advice
I wonder where the kids get it from. Hmmmmm
48) This woman who had bad taste in Disney characters
But at least she achieved her dream.
49) This person who has been betrayed
This is true pain. I am so sorry for your loss.
50) This person who is not taking anymore questions
He had his chance!
51) This person who is comparing his marriage to a beverage
And who doesn’t love coffee?
52) This person who may not be ready for a baby
I have literally said this.
53) This wife who’s cracked the code
Like calling “shotgun not”… but for adults.
54) This husband who will do some crazy stuff in the bedroom
Commonly known as choreplay. Very arousing.
55) This pillow prankster
If you collect enough, you can make a big pile to jump into when he figures it out.
56) This secret HGTV fan
In his defence… there is literally nothing else on hotel TV.
57) This husband who’s really about the mustard
Did you also pepper in a thank you or…was it just the mustard request?
58) This guy who’s great at budgeting
It’s really just about priorities.
58) This wife who will not be taking responsibility
How dare he break it. And now he’s lying!? Wooooooow.
60) This radiant husband
Face moisturizer is expensive. This should be illegal.
61) This wife who isn’t sure about her plus one
Sorry, my “cool” roommate.
62) This woman who’s husband knows the language of love
Whoa is it getting hot in here or it is just me?
63) This wife who doesn’t like to share
To be fair, the girl needs to learn.
64) This husband treating his wife
Wow how generous!
65) This dominant wife
Absolutely savage. What’s next? I’m going to try this.
66) This fashion-savvy wife
Those colours clash with the hospital gown. Change.
67) This true King
Fortunately, it is easily replaceable.
68) This wife giving an important warning
It’s only okay when I do it.
69) This impatient partner
Makeup is an art form and cannot be rushed. Getting in the car was your choice.
70) This wife who has found her other half
I don’t know if she’s the pro-pickle person or anti-pickle person, but either way she’s got it figured it out.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through cover stealing and petty arguments, ’til death do you part.
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