When Jimmy Fallon sends a shoutout to the Twitterverse that it’s time for another game of #hashtag, you better believe all his followers are going to listen.
This time around it’s all about the funniest, weirdest, or most embarrassing #weddingfails ever! He started off with his own story about a 2-man congo line that never gained any momentum, but that’s pretty tame in comparison to what other people around the world had to share.
From desperate single lady cat-fights over the bouquet to dogs making pre-honeymoon puppies in the aisle, here are 75 epic wedding fails that will haunt guests forever (or at least until death do they part)!
1. The Funny Italian Grandpa
Ha ha, Italians always know how to do it better! Maybe that’s why all roads lead to Rome, eh?
It happens to the best of us. We’re up there living on our high horse and preaching to the choir when suddenly a higher power steps in to crush our holier-than-thou attitude.
Dad jokes never end! The joke’s on him, though, after he gets the final wedding bill in the mail.
@Anna Brown:
“My Dad said he wasn’t giving me away but would swap me for a bottle of Glen Fiddich Whiskey.”
4. A Case Of Mistaken Identity
Good for Mike! Or is it Mark? Either way, this bride is keeping it all in the family. That’s what matters most, right?
Awww, but that’s so adorable! And she’s not wrong, because everyone always has a birthday coming up. She was just getting a head start.
She was just practicing a dry run for real marriage. Hitting the reset button like that is an integral part of wedded bliss!
Wait, a 5-year-old instigated a game of hide-and-seek with hardcore Marines and got them to play along? I’m pretty sure that means she won this round!
8. Hold Your Damn Peace, Linda!
It’s really just a formality, really. As an invited wedding guest, you’re not actually supposed to speak up when the priest asks for objections.
@Trish Christofferson:
“Wish Linda had spoken up at my wedding!”
9. Oops, That’s Not My Wedding!
Oh boy, this groom isn’t really starting out on the right foot, now is he? He’s probably going to forget their wedding anniversary every year, too.
@Hans:
“Groom Switch. Now in theatres. Starring Eva Mendez, Will Smith and Adam Sandler.”
The photographer slipped and fell while taking a snap of the wedding party. This is the funny snap the camera caught on his way down!
11. The Seagull Who Ate The Priest’s Toupee
Now that sounds like a good title for a best-selling children’s book. It teaches them about how to deal with awkwardly funny moments!
Awww, at least she wasn’t mad at her dad. And you can’t really blame the guy, I mean come on, it’s football!
Well, there’s always a silver lining in every situation. For example, at least he didn’t say a woman’s name that wasn’t his bride-to-be!
14. The Bathroom Incident
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go! Busting down doors and scary the poor guy isn’t going to help it come out any faster.
Awww, poor Ashley. Don’t pay attention to Grandma, she’s just mad that the next big gathering she’ll be invited to is her own funeral.
16. The Wedding Speech Fail
It’s always the cupcakes that screw you over and make you feel bad about yourself. They get you at office parties, bake sales, and now they’ve infiltrated weddings!
17. They Couldn’t Wait For The Honeymoon!
And then there was that one time that doggy flower girl and ring bearer boi got busy making puppies in the aisle… What a wonderful story to tell their grandkids!
18. Fighting Over The Bouquet With A Kid
Ahhh yes, fighting over the bridal bouquet is a time-honored tradition we all know and love. Some might even say it’s the inspiration behind Black Friday sales at Walmart!
Ha ha, this is too funny! Was it Big Bird that threw a handful of seeds at the bride? Or perhaps it was Wile E. Coyote that crashed the party.
@Azziza:
“We had small bags of rice for each guest and one asshole threw the whole bag at my head.”
20. The Granny Panty Garter
Brilliant – you’re training your husband to get used to the idea. Because when you’re behind on laundry, it’s granny panties all the way!
You know how Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting different results? Well, the same thing applies to being a big, goofy dumbass!
22. The Terrible Wedding Singer
You gotta love kids with absolutely no filters on how they speak up and express themselves. They get to say and do the things we wish we could!
Oops! That’s a pretty big wedding fail – those two cities are a thousand miles apart! But at least they had a good excuse as to why they couldn’t be there.
That’s actually a win! Wedding photos are a dime a dozen, but a pic of a moose crashing your party? Now, that’s priceless!
Awww, that’s so stinkin’ cute. I wish I could run around and roar like a dinosaur every time I felt anxious about something.
@Randy Inbred:
“Did he do the t-rex hands? If so, bravo!”
Even Jimmy Fallon has stories about wedding fails. But this kind of sounds like something he’d do on purpose just for laughs.
@flemso:
“Leading a conga line is a #weddingfail in its own right.”
27. He Shaved Off His Eyebrow
Leave it to a guy to use Halloween makeup to put on eyebrows. The beauty influencers on YouTube are my go-to gurus for caterpillar brows!
This is actually good news if you’re a wedding crasher wannabe. It means you can still get a free meal and not get caught for at least the first hour!
It probably would have been nice to inform the guests of the gun show after-party. But the silly kid in me secretly thinks it would have been fun to see them all scatter!
30. Just Look At His Grin!
“When you get the pictures back from your cousin’s wedding and find this picture of your son.”
That kiddo knows exactly what he’s doing. Better watch out, ’cause he’s going to grow up to be “that” kid in grade school!
Well, I guess a wedding is as good a time as any to express how much you love someone. Just maybe next time pick someone other than the person that’s getting married.
@WaLe:
“Wooooah dude, way to go down in flames!”
32. “You Weren’t Invited!”
Don’t you hate those embarrassing moments when your mouth starts talking before your brain has a chance to catch up? Just be glad it wasn’t an Indian wedding, or you’d be facepalming yourself all day.
@RandyInbred:
“I had a big Indian wedding. I invited around 30 people. My parents invited around 80. My wife and her parents invited over 400. I literally didn’t know anyone for large parts of the day.”
Pre-wedding jitters are normal for any bride or groom. But throwing up all over the place and fainting? Now that’s next-level #weddingfail!
34. She Hijacked The Wedding
Gotta love a girl who knows exactly what she wants and goes for it! Too bad Curtis is probably at that stage where he thinks girls are gross and they have cooties.
35. That’s Just Bad Luck!
Oh that poor clueless husband, there is no such thing as a doggy bag at weddings! Now the bride and groom are going to have bad luck on their first wedding anniversary when they don’t have the top tier of the cake to open up.
That DJ must’ve had Jedi mind trick powers like Obi-Wan Kenobi. “There’s aren’t the moves you’re looking for. You can stop dancing now. Move along, move along!”
37. Their Wedding Was Totally Lit
No really, it was almost on fire! They even have fire truck photos to prove it.
@Jdrosehn21:
“The fire alarm went off during our reception…at least we got some great pictures next to the fire truck!”
38. Trapped In The Elevator
Ah yes, that old trapped in the elevator excuse. That one never really works when you try to explain to your boss why you were late, either.
39. Are They Even Married?
Well, you might actually not be married since the name is spelled different. It’s probably easier for him to legally change his name to whatever is on the certificate.
40. The Stuffed Bear Girl
Somehow “stuffed bear girl” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as flower girl. Maybe it’ll sound better when she grows up and starts going to furry parties.
41. That Douchebag Doing The Wave
Yep, no matter where you go, there’s always a comedian in every group gathering. He just needs to practice more on his timing!
42. She Bailed Out Groom In Her Wedding Dress
Sounds like someone was having a little bit too much fun at his wedding. At least you’ll have great photos to mark the momentous occasion!
Poor Mike. What is it about the name Mike that priests and dads can’t seem to get right?
44. The Strange Objection
Awww, the poor old man probably had Alzheimer’s. Sounds like he was reliving a memory from his youth when some dirtbag really did try to steal his bride!
45. The Force Is Strong With That One
Well, you shouldn’t really argue with the invisible forces of nature! If the carpet was trying to grab her attention, she should have listened.
That’s so cute and funny! We all should be so lucky to have free entertainment at our weddings!
@KeithTVGuy welcomed his new aunt into the family by wiping his nose on her wedding dress after she walked down the aisle. Yes, it’s true – snot is the gift that keeps on giving!
It was like the Who’s Who of the fainting world. First to go down was dad, then the bridesmaid, then the bride…the groom was the only one left standing!
49. The Wedding Podcast, Episode 1
They were just early adopters of the podcast version of weddings. It still hasn’t taken off, but if it ever does, at least they can say they were the first ones to do it!
Oh well, no harm done! They were just practicing their dance moves for the real reception.
Usually the person who gives the wedding speech is supposed to talk about how much the bride and groom love each other. But dad decided it was a good time to let his son know just how much of a loser he was.
52. The Pre-Bouquet Bouquet
@see_kel knew exactly what was she doing as a 3-year-old. And now as an adult, she’s years ahead of all the other brides-to-be when it comes to throwing the bouquet of flowers!
53. Doing Cartwheels With No Panties
Oops, that’s why you should always wear underwear no matter what. ‘Cause you never know when you’re going to be doing drunken cartwheels at a wedding!
54. The Larry, Mo, And Curly Incident
Like a scene out of
The Three Stooges, a hungry dog was behind this comedy of errors that snowballed into poor Grandpa feeling like everyone was laughing at his speech. Good boy!!
Sounds like my kind of wedding after-party. I bet they were dropping it like it was hot with that bus fire dance!
56. The Wedding Faint, Part 2
Apparently fainting at weddings is more common than we think. This seasoned priest must have seen it so many times that he just didn’t give a damn anymore!
For whatever reason, the bride didn’t want to attend her own wedding reception and decided to “Go” away with Pokemon instead. Maybe she just really addicted to his razz berries!
First there was the fake wedding, where all the guests showed up and they ate cake. And then there was the real wedding at the gas station, where the smell of fumes will forever serve as a reminder to sign on the dotted line!
Dad forgot that he was actually supposed to walk his daughter down the aisle. God may have forgiven him, but it’s not clear if his daughter has.
@aubergine10003:
“He said “oh shoot”? *clutching my pearls* *faints*”
60. Dad Spent Their Honeymoon Money
Now that’s true love right there! Well, love for mom anyway. His poor daughter got screwed out of a happy honeymoon because mom was behaving badly.
61. They Celebrated NOT Getting Married!
Well, why not? All that food and drink had already been paid for, so they may as well eat, drink, and celebrate not getting hitched!
62. 80-Year-Old Grandma’s Rule!
Drunk grandmas at weddings are the best ever! When they’re not busy trying to pinch your cheeks they’re trying to plant a wet smooch on them instead.
63. Bad April Fool’s Joke
That’s really a dumb day to get married. I bet they wake up on April Fool’s every year wondering if they think their marriage is a total joke!
Is the uncle named Elmer Fudd by any chance? Was he trying to hunt a wascally wabbit right before he arrived?
Holy water is like the Swiss army knife of Christianity. It can kill vampires, cure fainting spells, and even quench your thirst!
66. Uncle Popped Open A Beer Can
Gotta love the righteous uncle who is ready to party before the party even gets started. Sounds like he’s the kind of guy who doesn’t give any hells bells what day of the week he pops open a cold Bud!
67. He Forgot Their Wedding Vows
Let’s hope she’ll be just as forgiving when he bleats out same thing on their forgotten anniversary. I’m guessing that’s probably a big NO!
68. She Hid Under The Bridesmaid Dress
Awww, that’s just stinkin’ cute! But for her sake, let’s just hope it smelled as nice as a bouquet of flowers under there.
Hey, practice makes perfect. If a bunch of strangers were still paying attention halfway through, it means he was doing something right!
70. Not All Bubbles Are Fun
It doesn’t sound like the bride and groom enjoyed the impromptu bubble bath. But if you add a glass of bubbly champagne, that’s my kind of celebration!
71. They Wanted A Divorce Right After
Yep, you should have listened to your gut and grabbed your gift! Any couple who screams “divorce” right after they get married probably isn’t destined for a life of wedded bliss.
72. Ugh, They’re Doing It Again!
Awww, the first kiss is always the sweetest. And no matter what the ring bearer says, so is the 100th!
She broke the first rule of re-gifting. You should always double-check everything to make sure there’s no embarrassing paper trail!
After being drunk face-palmed by her mom, the bride was probably wishing that her parents hadn’t made her! That’s not exactly the most endearing move a mom could ever make.
75. The Electric Slide Fail
Gabriela Denicke says that her son tried to start the electric slide during her cousin’s wedding vows. Kids will be kids! But he ending up crying when nobody joined in on the fun.
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